The goal of this work is to prove an analogue of a recent result of Harper on almost sure lower bounds of random multiplicative functions, in a setting that can be thought of as a simplified function field analogue. It answers a question raised in the work of Soundararajan and Zaman, who proved moment bounds for the same quantity in analogy to those of Harper in the random multiplicative setting. Having a simpler quantity allows us to make the proof close to self-contained, and perhaps somewhat more accessible.