How can I tell you, dear critic, that your very existence is vital to reinventing and queering the crit? How can I convince you that the crit - the central form of learning and valuing in architectural education - produces and reproduces unreflected values, practices, and privileges? You, dear critic, have a choice: to be complicit or to become the fierce queer critic you were meant to be! Go ahead, rethink the crit and the power you hold. It's time to queer the crit(ic).